Frightful Friday: Lovecraft Middle School-Professor Gargoyle & The Slither Sisters by Charles Gilman

Frightful Friday is a weekly meme in which I feature a particularly scary or chilling book that I’ve read that week.

This week, I’m pleased to welcome my oldest son, John-John, for a special review of the first two books in the Lovecraft Middle School series, Professor Gargoyle and The Slither Sisters:

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Okay, when I started middle school I knew things were going to be a little weird. My experience couldn’t compare to seventh-grader Robert Arthur’s experience at Lovecraft Middle School.

In the first book, Professor Gargoyle, Robert finds himself assigned to Lovecraft Middle School in the south part of town While all his friends were assigned to attend another middle school. His mom raved about the school, talking about all the great technology and the fact that it was built using all recycled material. What makes it worse is that when he walks into school on the first day, Robert runs into Glenn Torkells, the bully who tormented him in middle school. Could it get any worse? Definitely.

On the first day, students find rats running down the halls and in the classroom. His science teacher, Professor Gargoyle, is a bit odd. Robert gets lost (literally lost, not just losing track of time or getting lost in a book) in the school library. All of this is just the tip of the iceberg.  Within the first few days of school Robert discovers his mother was right; Lovecraft Middle School isn’t your average middle school. The story (and secrets!) behind the school are far darker and deadlier than can possibly be imagined.

In the second book, The Slither Sisters, after barely escaping the creatures that lie waiting in Lovecraft Middle School, Robert discovers that two of his classmates, twins Sarah and Sylvia Price, are actually horrible and hideous monsters in disguise. If that isn’t bad enough, one of them is running for Student Council President, determined to take control of the school.  Once again Robert and his “unique” best friends, the strange group of heroes must put an end to their campaign and prevent the monsters from taking control of his middle school.

Ok, so let’s start out with the covers. I admit, a cover of a book can persuade me to read a book. These books are holograms! At first, the faces on the covers look like normal people but when you walk past the book or tilt it at an angle, you see the true image of these horrid monsters! Awesome, right?

It doesn’t stop there, though. I’m a middle-schooler and I found myself relating to Robert’s character. Although he’s in middle school, he hasn’t gone through a growth spurt or his voice hasn’t changed like the other kids. He pretty much looks the same as he did in elementary school. This is the second selling point for me: I can relate to the main character.

Thirdly: Man, is this book spooky!  I don’t typically like spooky or scary stories like my mom and younger brother do. But something about these stories allowed me to overlook these feelings. I think it has something to do with the things I list above: the epic covers and a character I understand. Without telling you too much, the middle school Robert attends is built using the materials of a mansion that burned to the ground years ago. A mansion that was home to a pretty evil guy who performed some pretty crazy experiments. Using the materials of this supposedly haunted house allows the creatures that once roamed the mansion to now walk the halls of Lovecraft Middle School. And I thought some of my teachers were monsters!! But what I like about these books most of all is that Robert, a pretty uninteresting, normal kid winds up being the hero. Who doesn’t love a story like that!?

Best of all is that there are more books in this series that focus on some of the other creatures of Lovecraft Middle School! I have the third one, Teacher’s Pest, already even though it doesn’t come out until May. Mom says I need to wait a little longer before I review it but trust me, you are going to want to read all three books in one sitting.

Ok, Mom says I should also mention that although this series is set in a middle school, kids younger than that age can read and enjoy these books as well. Like my brother, Justin, for example. When these books arrived we had to wrestle to see who got to read them first! I won’t say who won….

So, I hope I made you want to read these books. I plan on donating my copies to my middle school so that other students can read them. THANKS!

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Frightful Friday: The Last Policeman by Ben H. Winters

Frightful Friday is a weekly meme in which I feature a particularly scary or chilling book that I’ve read that week.

 

This week’s featured book is The Last Policeman by Ben Winters:

  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books (July 10, 2012)
  • ISBN-10: 1594745765
  • Source: Publisher

If the world was going to end in a matter of months, what is the point of having a police force? Of investigating a murder?

Concord, New Hampshire. On April 9th, a 6.5-kilometer-diameter asteroid known as Maia is predicted to crash into the Earth, causing devastation across the entire planet. Scientists have yet to know exactly where Maia will hit Earth but bets have already begun to come in, countries speaking up as to how they expect to respond. Society has changed in the meanwhile, people have quit their jobs to spend the rest of their short life on the beach or some other scenic location. Chain restaurants like McDonald’s and Dunkin Donuts no longer exist. OPEC shut down the production of oil so gasoline is no longer being produced. Not surprising, the number of suicides have increased dramatically.

Known as “hangers” due to their method of suicide, these cases are picking up steadily as the date approaches. Detective Hank Palace is one of the few policeman remaining on the job, many have retired, not seeing the point in protecting a society doomed to end. One morning, he is investigating another potential hanging. He sees a dozen suicides in a week yet this one, the victim a 38-year-old insurance agent by the name of Peter Zell, feels different. His coworkers (and pretty much everyone around him) thinks Peter is wasting his time. The medical examiner has already ruled it a suicide yet Palace can’t get over this feeling in the back of his mind. Yet another question keeps popping up in his mind as well: what is the point of investigating a murder if everyone is going to die in a few months?

The first book in a new trilogy, The Last Policeman is a unique marriage of pre-apocalyptic fiction and police procedural. Winters excels at not only producing a compelling murder case that must be solved, but in doing so also examines the way society has responded to this catastrophic inevitability.

Hank Palace is one of the few individuals who still have a sense of hope, a need to keep the norm up and running, despite the fate that has been dealt to them. The world Winters conveys is a completely realistic (thereby terrifying) glimpse at how our country would run in the face of chaos.

A sub-plot flowing through the novel involves Palace’s sister, Nico, and her involvement in a underground group of rebels that seem to think the government knows more about the destination of the asteroid than it is leading on.  This story-line doesn’t come to a nice and tidy finish at the end of the novel, insinuating it will continue in the subsequent books in this trilogy.

Bottom line: this unique mash-up is certain to grab the attention of readers of all varieties. I, myself, am impatiently awaiting the next book in this series.  Highly recommended. Check back tomorrow for a special giveaway!

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Zombie Mondays: The Zombie Tarot: An Oracle of the Undead by Stacey Graham

 

  • Cards: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books; Crds edition (June 5, 2012)
  • ISBN-10: 1594745692
  • Source: Publisher

We’ve all seen tarot cards, whether in person or on screen. Imagine those tarot cards…zombiefied. This 78-card deck, along with a 96 page instruction manual, provides the user with tips on surviving the zombie apocalypse.

The instructions on the side of the box read:

In the event of a zombie attack: Get to a secure location, open this box, and consult the Zombie Tarot. This fully-functional 78-card deck offers valuable advice on life, love, family, friendship, automatic firearms, premature burials, cannibalistic children, and more.

The cards have a bit of a vintage look, making them appear as if they are relics from the past:


The illustrations, done by Paul Kepple are richly detailed without being too graphic.

The cards don’t guarantee to predict the future, but instead offer suggestions on how to survive a particular situation.  The accompanying instruction manual provides detailed explanations of each of the cards and the course of action one must take. For example, the Six of Cups card represents nostalgia, memories, old flames. The advice: “Someone from your past may come for a visit. Just don’t mistake a friendly kiss on the cheek for a zombie gnawing off your face.”

Bottom line: The Zombie Tarot Cards are a must-have addition to any zombie-apocalypse preparedness kit. Highly recommended!


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